What’s For Dinner?: The Vulgar Question

I’m sure many of you home cooks are faced with the mundane everyday question of “whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner” right? Well, there’s a brilliant site which I came across recently, albeit random and vulgar, it could possibly change your life for the better. With just one click, a name of a dish would magically appear to help you decide what to have for dinner. Should you not like the initial suggestion, continue to click on the “I don’t f**king like that” link and it’ll regenerate another dish name until you’re totally satisfied with something. And if you’re vegetarian, there’s also a “I don’t f**king eat meat” button that you can click on. I’ve gotta say this can be a very helpful tool to have around when you’re too f**king lazy to think of what to cook.


The site was created by, a New York based copywriter, who is in his own words: “Zach Golden loves sandwiches and pork. He is very handsome and modest, and his breath smells good.” Charming! His online project What the Fuck Should I Make For Dinner? started from a simple question between two friends and has now vulgarly helped thousand other indecisive individuals to make up their dinner plans. Perhaps one day, it’ll be of f**king good use to you too. F**k yeah!

Visit the site HERE

9 Responses to What’s For Dinner?: The Vulgar Question
  1. Life for Beginners
    August 10, 2010 | 12:55 am

    You had me at "his breath smells good." Yummy. Fuck yeah. ;)

  2. Bo
    August 10, 2010 | 1:30 am

    I checked out the site it said I should eat a bulgar veggie burger…I don't fucking like that.

  3. J
    August 10, 2010 | 1:45 am

    This Zach fella is so witty, talented AND modest too. :)

  4. Lyrical Lemongrass
    August 10, 2010 | 2:13 am

    I've been asked to eat some middle eastern bison balls. Where do I find bisons from the middle east and do I have to eat a pair?

  5. qwazymonkey
    August 10, 2010 | 2:46 am

    LFB: click in his name and see his face. Kinda psycho dontcha think?

    Bo: Hahaha, try a vegan option then!

    J: so talented hor? I also want to be like him

    LL: ballS it says. So yup a pair. Can ask GFAD to get some for ya!

  6. CUMI & CIKI
    August 10, 2010 | 3:01 am

    i'd rather say.. "wot the duck?" WOT?


  7. "Joe" who is constantly craving
    August 10, 2010 | 3:39 am

    i could try some of that f**king..wutever..haha.

  8. minchow
    August 10, 2010 | 4:03 am

    I love this site! It's absolutely brilliant! Even though the suggestions are generally unhelpful…I got suggested grits! I ain't having grits for dinner!!

  9. Sean
    August 10, 2010 | 4:22 am

    hey, i gotta say that zach is hawt! love the haven't-shaved-for-10-days facial hair :D
    th site is quite addictive. the first time i clicked on it, i got tuscan beans in summery tomato ragu, which sounds great for an italian food fan like me. but then next, i got egg foo yung, which wasn't so great, cos i'm not really into chinese food (though i like eggs). hmmmm…