Weissbräu, Pavilion Kuala Lumpur: Pork Pork I Love You

Dear Porky Pork,
I never knew how adorable you are until recently. I used to think that you’re fat, ugly, greasy, smelly and a good for nothing kind of a bum.

But recently, I find myself totally attracted to you. You’re cute in your pink outfit and even more handsome and juicy when you’re naked. I love how you oozes with confidence and have no issues with your body shape whatsoever. I no longer mind you bumming around or the fact that your belly’s big and round. I love how your skin glistens and crackles and how lusciously fragrant you get when you’re on heat.

I just can’t sing enough of your praises. I can’t wait to taste you in my mouth again.

Your New Stalker Fan.





Weissbräu is quickly earning a reputation as one of those places in town to get yourself a handsome portion on porcine goodness. This German pub/bistro, is located at the Pavilion KL’s Connections precinct along with La Bodega, Michelangelo and Rainforest Pub & Bistro, serves a variety of German and continental European favourites. I’ve only been here twice and I’m already in love with it.

The excellent German Pork Knuckle with crunchy crackling skin and succulent fork-tender meat has got to be the best I’ve tasted in this town (don’t quote me on this, it’s not like I’ve eaten THAT many to pass judgment). Doesn’t smell “porky” one bit. Another dish that’s got me craving for more is the Pork Zurich. The sauce is creamy, slightly tangy and peppery but not one bit “jelak-y” (fed up) and goes really well with the accompanying potato roesti.

Guten Appetit!


Lot 3.05.02 & C3.16.00, Level 3,
Pavilion Kuala Lumpur
Tel: 03-2142 0288
Business Hours: 10:00am to 1:00am Sunday til Thursday | 10:00am to 2:00am on Friday & Saturday

13 Responses to Weissbräu, Pavilion Kuala Lumpur: Pork Pork I Love You
  1. J
    January 6, 2010 | 1:10 am

    Cool song… although *reads again* some of it sounds so salah! Haha….

  2. CUMI & CIKI
    January 6, 2010 | 1:20 am

    gutten morgen! love the photography.. ur getting really excellent with dat cam.. lets go for german soon.. Ashtung Baybeh! hehe

  3. "Joe" who is constantly craving
    January 6, 2010 | 2:14 am

    aiyo been wanting to get try this like forever! nxt trip to pavilion i swear!

  4. thule a.k.a leo
    January 6, 2010 | 4:07 am

    sabar.. sabar!!! wait till I go to Pavilion once again

  5. Nic (KHKL)
    January 6, 2010 | 4:53 am

    dear monkey,

    i think u've finally contracted the worst disease of all – babitarianism.

    welcome to the club, bro!


  6. Sean
    January 6, 2010 | 4:58 am

    so many sexual innuendos! can we assume that pork is also an aphrodisiac then? :D

  7. CUMI & CIKI
    January 7, 2010 | 2:15 am

    you are a new fan meh? i thot you've been a long time lover oredi wat.. :P LOL

  8. Eudora
    January 7, 2010 | 12:49 pm

    Pork, pork I love you too! Definitely going to try this once I'm coming down to KL again.

    If it got a monkey satisfied, then i think it's worth a try for sure! :)

  9. Lyrical Lemongrass
    January 8, 2010 | 3:06 am

    This is one of your early attempts with your new toy, right? Nice pics, munkeyboy! Good hanging out with you at Weissbrau that day. ;-)

  10. tracieMoo
    January 8, 2010 | 2:32 pm

    Owh, I've got to go with mum to check this out. We're great fans of german pork knuckle. Though we can't always have it cause it's SO filling!

  11. Life for Beginners
    January 10, 2010 | 3:39 am

    I can't wait to taste you in my mouth again? Hmm… that's a line I truly appreciate, haha… ;)

  12. Lardy Ah Pa
    January 11, 2010 | 2:52 pm

    GUFFFFOR, so x-rated one….gasp. what a happy world this would be if everyone could pork fun at each other hor.

  13. rokh
    January 27, 2010 | 3:44 pm

    gosh!! porky pork!! *start singing praises to porky!*