Officially A Chunky Monkey

Mainly Obese

Whoever said that long weekends are therapeutic must be really fit and own a toned body. Because apparently you can’t have a stress-free weekend if you’re fat like me.

You may think I’m a superficial whiner who is obsess with my physical look. But tell me who would not after such a traumatizing experience. Especially after a personal trainer (a good looking one to boot) tells you that you’re “Mainly Obese“. What’s that even mean? You mean there’s a little part of me that’s not obese yet but getting there if I do not start enrolling in his personal training program soon? Gosh, I’ve been officially declared “CHUNKY!”

How-lah not to seek solace in a good slice of Banofee Pie from Alexis?

3 Responses to Officially A Chunky Monkey
  1. drownedglass
    October 26, 2008 | 6:51 pm

    Oh darling, that hunky personal trainer just wanted to make sure you sign up so that he can ogle you every other day :-)

  2. qwazymonkey
    October 27, 2008 | 8:18 am

    hmmmm if only that was true. No need to console me. I’ve come to terms with it already. Pass me a cake and a pint of ice cream please.

  3. mccutie
    October 27, 2008 | 10:00 am

    If it’s any consolation, my test results show that i’m fatter than you… lol