Mid-Week Funnies: The Refrigeraider

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This post was brought to you by the word:

Refrigeraider: /re-FRIDJ-er-rade-er/ v. tr., To swap your lousy lunch for a way tastier one found in the shared office fridge. n., A lunch which is borrowed from a coworker and will not be returned until after it has been consumed.
Sentence: Geoff was a notorious refrigeraider and had no qualms at all about taking a coworkers tasty looking lunch and leaving his stale sandwich and old piece of fruit in it’s place.
Etymology: Blend of refrigerator and raider.

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p/s: Thanks Lis for sharing this email with me. Really did put a smile on my face after a stressful day. 

10 Responses to Mid-Week Funnies: The Refrigeraider
  1. Keropok Man
    November 11, 2009 | 1:38 am

    LOL…

    During uni days in the land down under. One of our friends got so pissed that his pies are always stolen, did this:

    - he dug out all the fillings of the pies and open a can of cat food, pour the contents in.

    - as expected, the pie was stolen. then he happily put up a notice saying how did the cat food pie taste?

    - no one stole pies ever again. LOL..

    If that failed, he wanted to put in laxatives in the food. The person that went non stop to the toilet was the culprit. LOL

    Another note I saw and still remember was this:
    "May you fail your exams forever if you steal my food."

  2. J
    November 11, 2009 | 1:59 am

    LOL.
    Your post is hilarious – can't believe how wonderfully creative some of those notes are.
    ("Why??" indeed…!)

  3. CUMI & CIKI
    November 11, 2009 | 2:16 am

    LOL! excellent! you know, i read, "if you don't replace it , I'll go to the CREATOR about it!"

    must be that photo of jesus.. sheesh:P hahahaha

  4. ciki
    November 11, 2009 | 2:26 am

    oh yar, i forgot, kindly update my link to http://www.cumidanciki.com TQ!

  5. thenomadGourmand
    November 11, 2009 | 3:30 am

    LOL!!!
    This cheered me up alrite!!
    Thk god no one stole yr ah pa's cake!
    Hmm..i wonder wht would ya do if that happens?? ;p

  6. fatboybakes
    November 11, 2009 | 3:38 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH, you da best monkey. soooo clever and witty.

  7. Nic (KHKL)
    November 11, 2009 | 4:57 am

    is that ink on the bread? i hope it's not la, cos wasteful leh. hehehe.

    SUPERRRRRRRR farny, qwazymonkey!!! i already sent this to friends who keep on complaining about the disgusting refrigeraiders.

    once, an aunt scooped some jam (expensive summore! cis) from my jar and i never touched it again. i scared.

  8. UnkaLeong
    November 11, 2009 | 9:24 am

    That's why I lick my half eaten food before saran wrapping them and placing them in the fridge. Hahah…I oso want my nice tupperware back!

    One colleague recently brought durians into our humble pantry. When told of by the big boss, she said she wanted to share them with the rest… *rolls eyes*

  9. Frat
    November 11, 2009 | 3:31 pm

    So true of you to say every office has one of these fellaz. Ours is nicknamed The Devastator (like the one in Revenge of the Fallen)… because the fella inhales everything in its path.

  10. qwazymonkey
    November 12, 2009 | 1:46 am

    Keropokman: Ahh we had that initial problem with my roommates back in Uni since we didn't know each other. But after a month or so, we decided to all chip in for shopping fund. So everyone gets to share everything in the fridge/cabinet/kitchen.

    Cat food's nasty!

    J: Why!?!?

    C&C: "And God is watching you, and God is watching you….from a distance"

    BTW added your new link long time ago lah

    TNG: If that happened to me, I'll ask Ah Pa to make a CrapCake with nice frosting and leave it in the fridge for the arse who steals food.

    AhPa: No lah, nothing's mine. All stolen from an email

    Nic: It's INK!!! Lesson learn, never bring anything to work unless u intend to share it or have it contaminated

    Unka: Durian to share? That's nasty!!

    Frat: The Devastator!! Hahahaha! That's a good one bro.

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