Cubes, Jaya One: A Square Meal is Not an Option


My name may sound rather square, but I’m not boring. I’m much bubblier than that. Or at least your eyes tell me so from the day we met.

Alicia Keys is whining on the radio again. Doesn’t Mean Anything, indeed. It’s the end of the year and here we are on the eve of our 2nd anniversary. Today, I feel like being out-of-the-box. 

Here baby, take a piece of my heart. Little small bites of my heart. Sweet and tender delights you can savour with a cup of xiang pian, a tea known for its whiff, but nothing as captivating as your scent. Even this platter of the most fragrant London Duck wrapped in egg skin has nothing on you. I’ll taste none better in this town.

In return, I’d let you nibble at my soft and pillowy man tao, let you rub your lips around my piece of delicate yet stimulating yuen hok hai. You have dug deep into my blubbery layers of kow yuk and warmed my once cold, cold heart. Noodles or not, I cannot let you leave… not without having one last bite of my heavenly nian gou, drowned in your wonderful X.O sauce.

Happy Anniversary.

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Jaya One, Level, Palm Square,
Petaling Jaya
Tel: 03-7958 6616.
Business Hours: 11am to 10pm. Opens daily.

P/S: This post was inspired by the undisputed King of Cheese/Cringe‘s most iconic posts ever – ‘Morsels.

15 Responses to Cubes, Jaya One: A Square Meal is Not an Option
  1. thule a.k.a leo
    December 28, 2009 | 3:16 am

    Ah… Cubes restaurant :) wanted to go there last year when they gave discount to BMW Club Malaysia members! I'd missed out on such a good place…

  2. Life for Beginners
    December 28, 2009 | 3:45 am

    King of WHAT??? Grrr…

    But hehe, so sweet also you two. Happy Anniversary!! :D

  3. Sean
    December 28, 2009 | 5:06 am

    yay! congrats to both of you on this milestone, and here's to another two, 20, 40 years! (hopefully the world won't end before that)

  4. Lyrical Lemongrass
    December 28, 2009 | 7:36 am

    OMG I didn't have to read your Postscript to know that it had Life for Beginners written all over it. Good one! And happy anniversary. ;-)

  5. Cheesed Out Ah Pa
    December 28, 2009 | 2:54 pm

    GUFFFFFFFFFFFAW at the postscript. so farnee.

  6. J2Kfm
    December 28, 2009 | 3:18 pm

    King of Cheese?!! Hahahahah ………… sweet.
    Happy Anni then.

  7. chiselstone
    December 28, 2009 | 3:43 pm

    Yeah, I know it's the anniversary and all but all that salty and wet talk about cheese… I think I've lost me appetite!

  8. "Joe" who is constantly craving
    December 29, 2009 | 1:18 am

    happy anniversary!! wats better than to celebrate with good food..

  9. Chaokar
    December 29, 2009 | 3:21 am

    sweetness, Happy anniversary.
    But nibbling your soft and pillowy mantao, dug deep into your blubbery layers of low yuk.

    erm. erm. erm.
    food and porn don't go together eventhou both could lead to orgasmic experience.

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  11. J
    December 30, 2009 | 12:52 am

    What a scintillating post…. (tasteful yet notti *lol*)

    Congrats you two! *hugs*

  12. UnkaLeong
    December 30, 2009 | 1:27 am

    Happy anniversary bro! Many more to come *hugs*

  13. qwazymonkey
    December 30, 2009 | 2:03 am

    Thule: U should, I've been back twice since

    LFB: Hehehe, all in good faith

    Sean: Thanks thank

    LL: Hehehe, I learned from the best

    Ah Pa: Why u so cheesed out?

    J2Kfm: What would u call him then?

    Chiselstone: Salty & Wet rocks!

    Joe: Yup, every celebration calls for good food

    Chaokar: That's why they call it FOOD PORN!

    123 123: Thanks for the ad but I've got my personal escort.

    J: Thanks

    Unka: *fingers cross*

  14. thenomadGourmand
    December 30, 2009 | 3:14 am

    Happy Anniversary!! ;)

    And my, u write almost as well as LFB himself!

  15. CUMI & CIKI
    January 4, 2010 | 6:46 am

    lovely! you did the sesame crab justice! :) where is marian's cumi's and my pic? chis.. :P